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who even came up with the word “crotchety”. good lord

i need to diversify away from the meek cutesy characters i keep fawning over... i bet i could get into orc pussy...

i already fawn over those too haven’t you been following

i need to diversify away from the meek cutesy characters i keep fawning over… i bet i could get into orc pussy…

nah mate you’ve been cumming all wrong… it’s not even supposed to come out of that hole see

[remembering girls want platonic guy friends] i find you completely unfuckable btw

phoenix-theurge

69 with me in a never-ending closed cycle of piss quaffing

phoenix-theurge

This is someone's fetish somewhere.

you think i post this for a guffaw

69 with me in a never-ending closed cycle of piss quaffing

“i don’t need to pee right now” you underestimate my suction powers

why they always gotta paint adam and eve with those stupid fucking crotch leaves. do i not get to witness the OG vagina

when something is really funny it’s “hysterical”. call that shit wombly

i aim to give off normal penis energy like completely medium+regular

i should draw more comics of that guy who can't stop jizzing... been a long time coming

i will nourish the ecosystem with my unending nut (450 kcal/liter)

i should draw more comics of that guy who can’t stop jizzing… been a long time coming

headcanon: the pussy has little fingers inside that jerk you off

never throw yourself so hard into something that you forget to eat or sleep or masturbate

everyone should want to fuck me as a matter of principle

dream high aim higher

art isabelle animal crossing

“breeding” is a hot raw way to describe it but i’ll be real making babies is the furthest thing from my mind i’m just trying to paint your insides

i think about someone in panties i get rock hard. i think about someone without panties pussy-out i get rock hard too. you cannot hope to defeat me

well first of all thanks to all the blood that has rushed tomy penis i am inbincible. so againg you cannot hope to defease m

i think about someone in panties i get rock hard. i think about someone without panties pussy-out i get rock hard too. you cannot hope to defeat me

i need to make out with their crotch

(with no sexual intent whatsoever) yayyy

i’m too polite for messy sex i don’t splatter that shit everywhere i fold the cum in the pussy nice and tidy

just felt my sack churn. something’s gestating in there i believe

they love to be like “oh i have to fuck this weird little dork” until they get to know me and realize i am a weird little dork

the word “pussy” doesn’t even mean anything vulgar to me anymore it’s a friend

buddy i feel like the 3rd little pig’s house rn. all bricked up and no one's blowing me

and now for some groundbreaking content

art isabelle animal crossing

shit man me and who 🤨❓

look if you’re gonna act all huffy when i break out the puppy pad maybe i should just revoke your petplay license.

inside thoughts inside thoughts. uhhhh wish i was inside them rn

i’ve got friends who got together because they bonded over a shared kink… maybe i shouldn’t be minimizing my own weirder interests so much. anyway who wants their pussy pissed in

welcome and thank you for joining me on my journey to discover the meaning of shame

just woke up i need to give someone an audible creampie

my tongue would find your hole in any universe

my therapist said i need to get laid

my followers said that’s a green day lyric

my therapist said i need to get laid

i would be so much more attractive if i cut my hair and lost weight and stopped wearing these slutty little outfits

english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that’s sex, that’s good… but if they fucked you that’s usually a bad thing… if they’re fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that’s good again

they call me George on account of my W Bush

NEED pussy stink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loud public anal appropriate on first date?

“hard to look at”? this is the penis God gave me. who are you to disrespect His craft

over-reliance on liquid smoke for flavor is grotesque. do you even actually like giving head

this whole time i thought i was a porn artist but in truth i just draw sex fanart 😔

you can’t have any flaws on this website without some freak finding it hot

i bet tdick is chewable

arrhhrh rarf. grrrowr rawrf ruhrff

hey, this is your reminder to love yourself 💗 limber up and give yourself some well-deserved head

“panken couldn’t you at least try to be transer” “panken you are yet to examine your gender to the fullest!” look i am about to start yet another new vegas playthrough. don’t tell me i didn’t give it my all

being into cotton panties has to be at least some type of fabric fetish on some level... oh god do you think i'm this generation's Ed Wood

that is so true. Ed Wood was a bourgeois. i get off for the proletariat

being into cotton panties has to be at least some type of fabric fetish on some level… oh god do you think i’m this generation’s Ed Wood

i’ll be a slut in the next life. it’s okay

i am causing immeasurable damage to this website. i hope

isn’t the world beautiful? i am going to cum

⚠️ this blog contains hard kink content (cock in pussy, cock in ass, pussy on pussy, internal ejaculation, squeezing the boobs etc)

so much goes through your mind when you like someone. i wish i met you earlier. you are like a little animal hopping around in my head. you make my penis become the big penis

[getting sad about a bad thing i went through] that’s so unwell of me [feeling horny a lot] i was so unwell for this [having thoughts on things] im legit so unwellcore

“This post saved my life” and it’s the one that goes me after fapping my boner

🛈 You can give birth to anything you want.

i expect all the unwellness to leave my body the next time i creampie someone. throu my peanis. i bet they’ll feel it come churning in

heart so soft… cock so hard… inextricable predicament……..

i post “thinkign about pussy” for the 516th time this month. the crowd, balls-deep in each other, turns to face me and starts clapping: “you 👏 are 👏 valid 👏”

my strict commitment to monogamy and incompatibility with polycules will be my downfall. i could be breeding someone’s boyfriend right now

my urologist hates me so fucking much

they should invent uhh. like. vaping but for cock. its so dark in here

two guards with halberds walk in and give you a single piece of jerky as a reward for the joke. my experiment to create the perfect jester will continue

water. please

i am the most powerful human alive. i am the most dangerous human alive. this blog is the prison God built for me when he realized he could no longer kill me

please at least let my posts bang because god knows i can’t

someone said i should post a het pairing with trans people so here’s one i did in 2019 ! (e621 link because twitter won’t let people look without an account and i won’t even attempt posting the full thing on here)

i'm glad carjacking is a crime. you need both hands to drive

that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting! that sounds exhausting!

i’m glad carjacking is a crime. you need both hands to drive

unsure why i’m getting so many “cool straight art” asks when the last thing i’ve drawn is a girl lusting over her girlfriend’s cock [↗]

coomed by the narrative…

they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

hmm i wonder…

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they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

hmm i wonder…

they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

i keep thinking about this i wish i had haters just so i could be posting this type of stuff

need them to suck me off pringles scorchin’ style

dude is my crotch a construction site because that puss is riveting

if you’re all good boys and girls maybe i’ll draw a horny later

cosmic ray punches through my hypothalamus with surgical precision absolutely obliterating my awareness of sex and allowing me to experience genuine happiness for the first time since i learned what my dick was for

horny? i was horny once

genderswap but like a key party

damn that’s a nice hole. i need to crawl up and die in there

a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. yeah that’s right. got both my hands in her bush. looking for berries

once you realize 98% of my posts are taking some common concept and adding “…in bed!!” at the end you become immune to my bullshit

benihana-circumcision

benihana-circumcision

i am listening and learning

anyway my smut game is gonna have both actual furries And kemonomimi-style catgirls/dogboys/whatever and the lore justification for there being so many human/furry hybrids is because humans will fuck absolutely anything

shy & sensitive lawyer shows you his subpoenas

theyre doing pussy giveaways on the twitters these days

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

i need to get deepthroated i need those tonsil stones scratching my shaft

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

user @theomenroom replies: imagine this post in tiktok text to speech voice

i can be trusted with your underwear drawer

i can’t be getting laid please the soft incel shtick is all i have

friend who hands you their panties as a keepsake and they’re still warm from their pussy.… ooooouhgh…..

there’s this thing in hentai called gape moe

i could be using all this energy to talk dirty at someone. tell them i’m gonna pump some pups into this mutt and watch them wag and drip and huff. but noooo i gotta make my silly little shitposts on my silly little shitblog

prolonged erections cause damage through the same principle as screen burn-in

what Big Easter doesn’t tell you is that you can partake in egg-laying kinks the rest of the year too

interest ya in some cum? care for some cum? folks travel from all parts to sample my cum. in the business for some cum?

need my ejaculations to get more potent. need my ejaculations to cause bodily harm

i no longer pee in the shower got yelled at by plumber abt the chunks

preview! i'll post it on easter proper it's what jesus would've wanted

just an absolute slut for eggs. you can probably find all of those on my furaffinity btw

preview! i’ll post it on easter proper it’s what jesus would’ve wanted

every easter for some reason i go ham on a nsfw piece. i hope this year’s turns out okay

it’s pussy friday. make of that what you will

swear to god i’ll finish in them and all they’re gonna say is “okay first things first do you take constructive criticism”

uh oh!! put sex on so high an altar i no longer consider myself capable of performing it despite already having done it before!! uh oh!!

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

greetings goonettes and soyboys where we dropping today

what my fans & haters fail to realize is that i too am a human being, and i can be hurt, and i can be made to bleed, and from my tender, hallowed flesh a whole village could feed

i’m in too deep but she stays pleasant… cervix with a smile…

credited on her sex tape as “Additional voices”

sorry i am just full of thoughts tonight

p….panties ripped bcause pussy too fat or rubbed clit too hard,,,

CREAMPIE I NEED TO CREAMPIE I HAVE TO CREAMPIE I GOTTA CREAMPIE SOMEONE RIGHT NOWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

trying to subvert their expectations with thought-provoking sex but they keep walking out -.- ‘tis hell out there for sapiosexuals

@staff if the pussy is really big and the dick is really small and the pussy is spread around the dick very carefully so the dick isn’t actually touching the walls does that count as sex? there’s no bits-on-bits contact it’s just gonads in adjacent proximity is that fine to post? it’s fine right

lazy

ask not for whom panken lusts… he lusts for thee

she learned to tell the future by divining the stains on her maxipads

guys what if…what if pikachu was horny…guys i think i’m onto something here whoah,

art furry pikachu

what the fuck am i on about

i cup the pussy with one solemn hand. lips against my palm. warmth & love got me shaky but my undying sense of duty keeps me steady. i’m your panties now

#1 hole needer #1 hole respecter it’s not a competition because i’ve already won forever

what a cool website

dems proud to introduce first vorny presidential candidate

the only thing i arouse is suspicions

again with the oversized novelty strap. i’ve had it up to here

yes kitten daddy knows you’re horny he can hear you squelch on the bathroom tiles

ready for summer? 10 days to grow a second dick

you know the quaint coziness of a hobbit living in a grassy hill or perhaps a little field mouse making its home inside a teacup. that would be me in the pussy i think

ginger beer my beloved (sexual)

do you pee standing up? because urinal my dreams

my art secret is i never draw anything i wouldn't eat. not in a vore way it just needs to look delicious. drawing while horny is a good trick but to draw proper porn you also gotta draw hungry.

amen brother 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

could not believe the effortlessly fluid ways their penis seemed to move. one of those james baxter dongs you only hear about on niche subreddits

vagina too starchy,.. i’m stuck in da glussy….

folks never mention heat tolerance doesn’t transfer to your urethra i’m squirting carolina reaper hot sauce on my lasaga for that pleasant tingle and it does NOT make for a pleasant tinkle the next morning

my art secret is i never draw anything i wouldn’t eat. not in a vore way it just needs to look delicious. drawing while horny is a good trick but to draw proper porn you also gotta draw hungry.

*sending nudes* glad you like my cock! pussy alts on my Patreon

if you’re an artist and spend a lot of time at your desk please remember to stretch! personally i use the Mammoth Obliterator XL with cumtube and texture finish from GurtLabs $177 on Etsy

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

abolish cum & replace with fresh water on dick tap Y/N

sure 👍

heavens no

no doubt about it traveller, you’re looking for the clitoris. here, i’ll mark it on your map

one time i faked a full boner by popping 2 semis in quick succession i’m not proud of it but you do what you gotta

whoah…just realized my penis is an outie…

some orgasms like. you know when you shake a sauce bottle you thought was closed

i’ll post some rancid horny nonsense and someone asks “for what purpose” and because we are on This website i have to answer with some bullshit like “Ask thee of birds why they sing?” idk bro my high horse isn’t the only thing i gotta get off

mortifying the way my lips get bright pink after an orgasm. mood ring-ass bitch. one cum and it’s the nathan fielder for me

this has been Sex with me (2024). penis effects provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop

your pussy or dick deserves its own fursona

just because the penis has a very small hymen doesn’t mean it’s not there. my students are always shocked to learn this

they made fun of her for her effeminate vagina

giving birth is weirdo behavior. put it back

you ever experience that nagging horniness where it feels like there’s a live bee in there

real men season their pussy with pure uncut liquid smoke

Shaft Gunk got songs like uhhh. penetration rules the nation

porn sites these days always have these endless SEO-optimized intro paragraphs about how much this sex position meant to their grandmother etc

nutted so hard the bone came out a little bit

girl i love your freeform vagina i’m just not sure where to start

thumb in ur ass fingers in cunt. holding you like a bowling ball

notice how among the most common regrets people have expressed before dying not once does “i wish i never got my holes pissed in” show up

i’m not the most boobsexual person but i can get really into tits if you contextualize them right like if you phrase it as “sweater puppies” oooooo i start wagging my tail dying to meet them

breaking new ground by bemoaning my unfuckability without once bringing up my bone structure. they said it couldn’t be done

weird how trans people are systematically getting banned for nudes while i can click on any random profile and have a 5% chance of coming across a full feed of 30k-notes uncensored creampie vids. neither of which should be a problem btw

when people’s posts get concerning they explain it with “oh turns out i was dehydrated” “there was a gas leak in my room actually” for me it’s entirely a function of whether i’ve cummed enough today

too often i let my mind drift away from the essentials ie. how good Zelda's fat horsegirl ass looks in those tight black pants

were the Nintendo Switch able to withstand the extra polycount we’d have gotten full backpussy lips imprint you cannot debate me on this

too often i let my mind drift away from the essentials ie. how good Zelda’s fat horsegirl ass looks in those tight black pants

way i’m cramming her cunt you’d think i was making pussy foie gras

approaching stage 4 hole needage. the end may be nigh

(me in the pussy clapping my little hands) yum!!😋 yippiee!! [later at the cumposting club meet] hey i really liked how you prefaced your last post with “me in the pussy”. really thrusts you right into the action, haha, so to speak. you meet Mike yet? he’s been perfecting his medias res technique i think you’d dig his style. very visceral with his testicle scenes, real vivid about it. i’ll introduce you

ginger candy makes me CUM

hate having those manic cumbrain days where i start compulsively flooding with goofy shit to post but i can’t blow my entire load i gotta percolate it over several weeks

you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me 🥺 *fidget-spins your IUD *

hey i understand if people come across my posts reblogged by other folks and interact with them but this blog is 18+ and if you’re a minor and i see you following me i’m going to hammercarexplosion you

my sexual exploits... my sexual cheats and hacks... my sexual speedrun strats

got banned from vagina after trying the infinite cum dupe glitch

my sexual exploits… my sexual cheats and hacks… my sexual speedrun strats

my toxic trait is humorless store-bought kink expression does nothing for me if you're rbing some variant of "🎀 cocksleeve in training 💌" for the 20th time this month i'm sorry

this was mean i take it back. cocksleeve away girls and boys

they’re adding a button on pornsites that says “I am consuming this content for research purposes and not for sexual entertainment”

my toxic trait is humorless store-bought kink expression does nothing for me if you’re rbing some variant of “🎀 cocksleeve in training 💌” for the 20th time this month i’m sorry

💼 we're looking for NINJA dongs and ROCKSTAR pussies with 20yr gooning experience for full-stack sex!!🚀💯this is an unpaid position

would sooner have my cock explode than help someone else get laid

💼 we’re looking for NINJA dongs and ROCKSTAR pussies with 20yr gooning experience for full-stack sex!!🚀💯this is an unpaid position

“wombat” would be such a good word for womb-based combat but it’s already taken by this unpersonable little man

it’s fun to go thup thup in the peehole during hummingbird-play but so many of you neglect the urethral walls

gonna turn your birth canal into a girth canal. i don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either just work with me here

there’s so much beauty in this world it’s making me a little horny lol

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

"eww why would i want to creampie unshaven pussy" - guy who sees the dew clinging to tender morning grass and gets mad for no reason

the longer i go without jerking off the more i gain powers not in a #nofap way but because i’m focusing my nut to one day penetrate the Earth’s core in one clean apocalyptic cumshot

hey toilet seats what’s good

happy vday! ah god he’s spilling all the chorclates jesus christ fuck

do you think Lewis and Clark ever explored each other’s body

bappin at my cock with ur kitty paws. bappin bappin bappin. OW!! claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in dickskin claw in

Twelfth Street Rag is actually the perfect beat for a mellow fuck sesh

[like a baby bird begging for worms] daddy needs SEX, kitten

every single day the world wide web competes for my loads. i peruse the newest developments in making-my-dick-hard technology then magnanimously pick one and blow my load to it. this is the homo sapiens experience in the 21st century

i miss when hippies were about weed and bad music i’m pumping into this unwashed chick’s cervix and she starts moaning in toki pona

yeah tea with honey is nice or whatever but have you ever had sex

i don’t really consume anything like drugs or alcohol or even coffee not out of some personal principles but someone once said i’m “rawdogging reality” and it sounded so cool i can’t just stop now

mmmm stretchy kittencat

i’m snorting straight pussy, shuttle that clit to my pineal gland

can i draw boners on here or just flaccid cocks? what if it’s not a full-mast boner but just an incidental half-chub? what if my character is upside-down and it looks like he’s hard but really it’s just dangling perpendicularly? what if he’s jogging naked and the picture is mid-bounce? what if he’s soft but there’s a strong gust of wind and

don’t come near me i’ll make parts of you pregnant that shouldn’t be

so pent-up i’m going to nut in someone hard enough to trigger generalized ectopic pregnancies in most of their organs

marble statue profile pics love to imagine a sexless, idealized history for the sole reason that this is what's allowed to trickle into the shared consciousness, purified by centuries of prudish mores as opposed to the unfiltered ambient smut they're exposed to in the modern world. sex is a human constant but god forbid we keep records of what we find vulgar or embarrassing. what i'm getting at is if attitudes don't change the average 27th century joe might be convinced there was no such thing as internet porn

actually i’m off the mark you can show 500 ancient greek gay porn vases to some people and they’ll still go nuh-uh no sir

marble statue profile pics love to imagine a sexless, idealized history for the sole reason that this is what’s allowed to trickle into the shared consciousness, purified by centuries of prudish mores as opposed to the unfiltered ambient smut they’re exposed to in the modern world. sex is a human constant but god forbid we keep records of what we find vulgar or embarrassing. what i’m getting at is if attitudes don’t change the average 27th century joe might be convinced there was no such thing as internet porn

blowjob rimjob thighjob pawjob. stop it. i do not get aroused by labor

launching a line of edible buttplugs

one must imagine Sisyphus a sexy, sweaty woman

deeply unpregnant behavior. bend over

i draw my character so rots-your-teeth sweet i should draw him jacking off sometime for a change

from his penis.

i draw my character so rots-your-teeth sweet i should draw him jacking off sometime for a change

“i already trimmed it twice surely this time it won’t-” the full heft of my cocknballen unfurls once more and thwacks the inside of the toilet bowl

relapsed

thankful i still get to be “one of the guys” despite my penis

luv when they draw porn with a little speech bubble coming directly from the womb to signify a character getting horny… talk to me beautiful

regrettably i have decided that i will try to draw more this month. coincidentally i have also decided to drop all pretense of good taste

mangosteens are like some kinda pokemon fruit. i would fuck them

i see! no going back now

mangosteens are like some kinda pokemon fruit. i would fuck them

basically i'm amab but was declared ftm by a jury of my peers hope this helps!

[multiple people, apparently] wow this has to be the most dickless dude i’ve ever seen

basically i’m amab but was declared ftm by a jury of my peers hope this helps!

taking ur ass there

Jesus probably had the most impeccable pussy. they killed him for that

do you brush your teeth after eating pussy or do you savor it for hours

small booty bitches deserve love & respect too give it up for cheeklets

supposed to be watching porn but got distracted by cooking vids

concept: piss muffler so i don’t wake up the whole household

pussy with the big throbbing dick vein

i love the clumsy vulnerability of intimacy. i love “oops” during sex. i love “uh oh”. “this wasn’t supposed to happen”. “evacuate the building immediately”

every day, every single one of us has to make the difficult choice between normal human functions and 7-hour jerkoff sesh

me in the pussy like. how did i get here

this excellent work ethics pussy just won’t quit

im bringing sexy back. to the sex store. returning it. not enough sex

sex!

smorgasbord sounds like such a filthy dirty word… what the hell is going on in sweden

call me puberty the way i drop the ball

hey i just got back from the gynecologist. no, sit down. put down the ancient tome when i'm talking to you. did you put a curse of abundance on my fucking womb?

more than one thrust? respectfully i am not double-dipping the pussy

i love anime with deep ethical conundrums like “my girlfriend will explode if i fuck her but i’m reeeeeeeeeeeally horny”

after i’ve made my case and fucked my fill they’ll have to find hedonism a new name

this blog contains sensitive content (me i’m the sensitive content 🥺)

the WOKES are making it unlawful to say “his pussy could fix me” it’s all “they/their nondescript sex organ could fix me” now

no i’m not going to the goon-off. no i’m not scared i’m just. busy

“average man thinks about sex every 7 seconds” factoid actualy just statistical error. Pussy Panken, who lives on tumblr and

you announce you're getting top surgery and weirdos start sending you asks like "you'll never be a real top" "you'll always take it in the ass"

you announce you’re getting top surgery and weirdos start sending you asks like “you’ll never be a real top” “you’ll always take it in the ass”

there are vitamins you can only get from the sun, or from specific fruits or vegetables, or from certain sex acts

those animated discord profile overlays are so wack you try to get to know someone and get greeted by a large helping of fullscreen cum

you’re thinking about your fave’s blorbussy again aren’t you

5 hours of sharing a double dildo, back to back,

if i’m the cause of even 1 cc of pussy juice being spilled i need to be informed

lord forgive me i’m thinking about panties

fist-bump but it’s our prostates

i should've drawn dungeon meshi smut when i read it a couple months back now everyone's watching the anime and drawing it and i'm just gonna look like a poser aaaaaaaa!!!!

“or you could just draw it now” you will not manipulate me into making an effort 👍🌟

i should’ve drawn dungeon meshi smut when i read it a couple months back now everyone’s watching the anime and drawing it and i’m just gonna look like a poser aaaaaaaa!!!!

yeah i'm a guy yeah i'm a feminist which is why you can trust me with worldbuilding such as "what if the dick got pregnant"

are you expecting or are you just happy to see me

yeah i’m a guy yeah i’m a feminist which is why you can trust me with worldbuilding such as “what if the dick got pregnant”

oh you got a girlfriend? no yeah i bet that’s just as good as my custom-made self-heating Lugia penetrable. keep inhaling that copium bro

whenever i ejaculate all the pregnancy tests in a ten-mile radius start ticking and clicking like geiger counters

(bricked-up like the burj khalifa) man that’s crazy

we need an E.T. re-re-release i want to watch the e621 tagged post count grow

why do we let wikipedia get away with rampant misinformation. that’s a donussy

if you won’t go down on your girl while she’s percolating kombucha what kinda cowboy are ya

no mormon girl!!! holding it in doesn’t do anything!!!!!

i need DUMPLINGS i need MOCHI i need FUN SQUISHY THINGS TO POP INTO MY MOUTH AND CHEW and someone’s tits are currently not an option

(phoning it in) uhh bog witch pussy…. stirring her devious cauldron til i get uhhhhh swamp ass

hey i noticed you drawing that SFW pantsless furry with the crotch blush. and i’m feeling sane right now so all i gotta say on the subject is whew,,, phewieeee!!!!!!!!!

isapissssss

(2022)

art animal crossing isabelle

making friends with other smut artists is so strange like hiii i used to nut to your drawings

look once i put a face to the porn i’ll still love and support their stuff but i can’t be crankin it to that anymore it’s too awkward. unless they got a ring around my finger or they ride me on the daily then it’s cool again

making friends with other smut artists is so strange like hiii i used to nut to your drawings

i am built for pleasure. my own mainly

minors please get off my blog

adults please get off. to my blog

minors please get off my blog

wish dishes were like vaginas…self-cleaning

hehe no let go!! let go!!! (him clamping down his cervix) ehehe nuhhh

cyriak would make bank if he went into furry porn goon vids

the way i’ve been going about nsfw art is all wrong. i thought i could ease myself back into drawing sex if i drew cute soft people taking it slow together, but that’s actually really vulnerable and it tugs at some things in my heart that are still very sore. i gotta do it the whole other way around and draw really over-the-top sex with people who fuck funny

the elastic on my sweatpants gave out so i would like to apologize in advance for any accidental sightings of my scrumptious cock or cunt

i haven't enjoyed a new pokemon game since i lost my virginity

this is about timeframe i am not implying correlation.

i haven’t enjoyed a new pokemon game since i lost my virginity

twitter account about 18+ games that’s called can you suck the cock

people don’t say dummy thicc anymore you used to love saying dummy thicc

folks on tinder post some wildly specific nut numbers these days bro “1.45-2.19cl gurtmoding” “3.784cl last ejac 03/09/2023” is that a thing now? is that something women care about?

the pussy is caramelizing me

whoever said “you will excel at what you measure” must have the hugest fucking cock

bit suck that they make you delete your flagged posts if you want to get your account back… can’t i just leave the flagged posts there… nobody else can see them they don’t harm anyone they just sit in there as a reminder of the times i went a little too horny

the dom/sub ↔ top/bottom conflation has got some of you convinced that you can’t make your wimpy fucktoy femboy pound you in the ass and still remain completely in charge of his drooling puppy slut bitch dick and that’s honestly really sad

unfunny girls give the best head cuz they got no gag reflex

the UI and toolkit are taking shape! the isabelle pic is a placeholder i am NOT putting her in the game. probably

this is what i look like behind the screen. just so we’re clear

sex is so scary what if i cum

account restored! 🥳

i ended up following everyone’s advice and deleting all the flagged posts for this blog then contacting tumblr.com/support > “My blog was incorrectly marked as explicit” with a screenshot of my empty flagged posts page! i’m gonna go suck my own dick to celebrate!

if crabs had pussies you'd find me on the beach every morning

found this in the design notes for my porn game from 6 years ago under misc ideas. i don’t know what it was doing in there

if crabs had pussies you’d find me on the beach every morning

all genitals should be on an equal footing and should hold both negative and positive connotations (that movie was kind of ass/penis/pussy, she’s slinging absolute ass/penis/pussy etc etc)

ever think about how mega lopunny is designed to look like it’s wearing ripped leggings with its whole coochie exposed just full labia hangin out in the open breeze sorry i’m feeling faint

need to have the kind of sex that leaves environmental storytelling behind

my 18+ RPG project has been back on my mind lately. there is a lot i'm struggling with when it comes to making everything fit together in a not-weird way. lots of RPGs let you use monster parts for food and potions. but lots of 18+ games let you fuck the monsters you encounter. and call me a coward but clearly it's not right to let you eat and fuck the same things. if you can eat it you should not fuck it. if you can fuck it you should not eat it. game design is hard work

the alluring call of just doing whatever and letting unfortunate implications pile up for the hell of it

my minotaur gf helpfully shedding a whole steak post-creampie

my 18+ RPG project has been back on my mind lately. there is a lot i'm struggling with when it comes to making everything fit together in a not-weird way. lots of RPGs let you use monster parts for food and potions. but lots of 18+ games let you fuck the monsters you encounter. and call me a coward but clearly it's not right to let you eat and fuck the same things. if you can eat it you should not fuck it. if you can fuck it you should not eat it. game design is hard work

the alluring call of just doing whatever and letting unfortunate implications pile up for the hell of it

my 18+ RPG project has been back on my mind lately. there is a lot i’m struggling with when it comes to making everything fit together in a not-weird way. lots of RPGs let you use monster parts for food and potions. but lots of 18+ games let you fuck the monsters you encounter. and call me a coward but clearly it’s not right to let you eat and fuck the same things. if you can eat it you should not fuck it. if you can fuck it you should not eat it. game design is hard work

major ick when a guy is buying one of those big bargain packages of toilet paper. really gonna use all that by yourself… who are you trying to impress

at long last it is now 100% legal to draw mickey mouse sucking loads

sorry boss i heard the words “seedy underbelly” and passed out

i dedicate my first nut of the year to my haters

next year 😔 i’m getting u pregnant

not now kitten daddy’s embarking on a journey of epic proportions

rawrdogging the scene gf she squeeze the awesomesauce out of my smexicles

unfortunately his little nutsack didn’t hold up under scrotiny

pussy crammed with garlic butter the way they do with snails

im in-n-out the therian pussy…animal style…

if you’re looking for me i’m currently creeping scoundrel-mode in the server rooms @ tumblr headquarters just about to deflower this wall socket

hey tumblr what's up??? hey tumblr what the fuck is up??????????

arrhgghgrhg this sucks this sucks so much. they sent me an email mentioning how a few of my posts have been flagged as “too spicy for tumblr” (twitter links with the art: this and this , and also some shitpost featuring a completely medical sex diagram from google images like you’d see in sex-ed textbooks) and hidden from view but this has happened in the past without triggering the pixel deplatforming bullshit so i’m not sure what’s up now. is there a threshold of flagged posts i went over? did someone go over my blog and decide i couldn’t be trusted with public posting? aghhhhh

i post some of the most innocuous smut this side of the internet so it’s really disheartening to realize that tumblr has not, after all, relaxed their policies much if at all. beyond depressing. i can’t be going back to twitter i appreciate the kind of audience i get on here so much more

in essence it seems this enforces these switches:

the impact of which will be tricky to measure but i’m really sad my stuff will be harder to find now. mostly though i want my icon back. give me my icon back i can’t be going out like this

hey tumblr what’s up??? hey tumblr what the fuck is up??????????

capturing the public's imagination with premises (color-coded cum)

capturing the public’s imagination with premises (color-coded cum)

anytime i think about making something cool i jerk off 5 times and i’m normal again #fuckproductivity

porn stash in order... keeping the pussy jpgs and the penis jpgs in different folders… no funny business

my word theyre froating!

porn stash in order… keeping the pussy jpgs and the penis jpgs in different folders… no funny business

quickie is just one misread away from quiche i’m not comfortable with that

the slutty little elves that built your sex toys had to test every last one of them

merry christmas fuckers

art animal crossing isabelle

santa isn’t special i got a bottomless sack too

feels like everyone’s into piss all of a sudden but maybe that’s just me… bladder-meinhof phenomenon…

my quasi-virginal vibes scaring all but the most clueless of hoes

what i’m doing is called cumposting btw. i love to cumpost i need to cumpost. this is my cumpost pile and brother, it reeks

starting on your 28th birthday you may apply to undergo a medical procedure that lets you forgo any bodily need of your choice for the rest of your life by doing it all in one go. you will sleep 3 weeks of excruciatingly intense sleep. you will sneeze the mother of all sneezes. you will piss all the piss you'll ever piss

“penis typo” do you kmnow how hardit is to tyip[pe witgh this

i would eat the pussy like hot pot making all the mouth slurping noises bc it’s so hot and burning my tongue but so good so tasty. they’re coming after me with the big net again. i have to go

yeah that’s right. penis so tight you’d think the lid was on

i think we should piss on the poor

bear-cunted… (2022)

bare-cunted (2022)

we’ve normalized ass-eating and now people have no respect for consequences anymore. you say “this’ll come back to bite you in the ass” and they pop a boner

mousewife pussy squeaky clean

it’s easy to post something that resonates with a lot of folks on here because you people will connect with any random shared experience. sluts

date idea…we go to the panties store (the store with the panties)…just browsing…sorry for my sexual thoughts

i can’t deal with habitually subby people anymore since that whole serfmaxxing shit started their flirting game is getting too weird “🥺 🥛 smidge o’ the ol nut your highness?” “hoist your sack my liege? 🥺 🫴” cannot be doing with that

no like, you’re a great guy, truly, but i’m at a position where i have to reconsider our friendship. it’s been on my mind for a while and your post about “licking the pussy tapioca” (?) was the last straw, i’m sorry. hope things work out for you!

i need to start embracing my dilfness. who wants kids raise your hand

2021

🥺 i go in da hole?

can never truly measure how many opportunities i’ve closed off for myself since i stopped replying to “whats up lol” with “nm kinda horny u?”

babe is your pussy nirnroot because i can hear that shit

i should make a porn game i could be the todd howard of smut

delving into the hornier side of the pussy fandom

horniest position is when a girl gets on all fours. hands down

now

horniest position is when a girl gets on all fours. hands down

hog wild? hog tame… hog sleeping on your lap. purring

okay corny as hell but i’m curious. which vibe do i give off

🍒🍌🍑???

dude with a dick

dude with a puss

girl with a dick

girl with a puss

nb with a dick

nb with a puss

unaffiliated

you wake up in the dead of night and she’s sorting your balls alphabetically

people these days are frontloading sex to drive engagement they just cum first for maximal audience reach then pad out the rest with substanceless filler content

btw when you go :3 on the dick we can feel it

sex positivity… me in the plussy

i've really had to rethink my stance on meeting people on social media like i no longer believe being able to peek into someone's online life can meaningfully foster attraction. i'll check out someone's profile and every other post is them pining for spamton. i was never meant to see any of that

unironically posting this as if my page isn't just porn of some video game dog and memes about cum

let’s have unavowable interests together…

i've really had to rethink my stance on meeting people on social media like i no longer believe being able to peek into someone's online life can meaningfully foster attraction. i'll check out someone's profile and every other post is them pining for spamton. i was never meant to see any of that

unironically posting this as if my page isn’t just porn of some video game dog and memes about cum

i don’t want to cling to relevance i want to cling to a beautiful partner whom i love a lot

being a millennial is so embarrassing oh you used tildes while hitting on me? well i’m hard now good job

my fat unoptimized hog lagging the whole server

oh to love and be loved! oh to piss in the same bowl!

buying a scale was a mistake i've become acutely aware of things that would never have crossed my mind. oh i've got about 300 grams of pee in me right now. oh i'm 0.4% piss by weight right now

you will speak

buying a scale was a mistake i’ve become acutely aware of things that would never have crossed my mind. oh i’ve got about 300 grams of pee in me right now. oh i’m 0.4% piss by weight right now

it is sobering that Roald Dahl’s vision of cartoonishly abject poverty in 1964 (four grandparents having to share one bed together) is just everyday reality in 2023. at least among kinky old fuckers

as a cum marksman i aim to please

panties... tbqh

panties can incapacitate me dead in my tracks it’s unreal. a girl i was camming with bent over once and i woke up 3 days later with 0.5% body fat left. i don’t even know why i’m publicly announcing my greatest weakness online this is like clark kent posting about kryptonite

panties… tbqh

orgasms are the only thing holding me together. when i’m about to ejaculate i can feel the post-nut depression rush right back in. at the end of my rope

titty kitties…

“we didn’t even fuck!” the sex was implied. i’m not about to explain high art to you. put your clothes back on

i love being an artist that doesn’t make art. i’m tenured i don’t care

i drew this in 2019 it’s soooo true

fucking goofballs on the internet always going hnnnn we need to eroticize the repulsive until it comes to my chalky ass.

terrifying being a nsfw art blog and having a text post get you hundreds of new followers. do any of you know what you’re in for. do i just flashbang you with furry titties

whole jealous-ass neighborhood seething cus she oh so kindly gives me the garglies

the day they invent oral sex for abstract concepts will go down on history

you telling me a bay leaf whacked that peepee

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

what if super mario bros mushroom drugs. what if zelda sex. what if ash ketchum hallucination coma. what if animal crossing SEX. what if gay donkey kong? what if pikmin SEX

pussy stains. heal me pussy stains

after all these years i’ve developed acute reverse-fuckboy syndrome. i have perfected the technique of deviating a conversation away from horny. i will do absolutely anything but acknowledge even the most remotely flirty lines people throw at me. cannot begin to imagine how exhausting i must be to talk to

i drew this for a sticker design some time back and the stickers came out so nice thank you. technically this is sfw but it feels horny to me. it feels fuckable. look at my bulge boy

i need to cuddle naked this is not a joke this is not for funnies if i don’t find a way to cuddle naked soon i’m going to develop another mental illness for my mental illness pile i need to cuddle naked

it’s always “haha you’re kinda funny” never “brave warrior do partake of my secretions” i wanna partake! i wanna partake!

dick goes kinda hard

yeah i actually had to register these as lethal weapons (kissing both my biceps) and these too (kissing both my testicles)

babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that

can you believe i used to draw smut every day. every single day i had fresh new furry porn to show off. now the extent of my nsfw online presence mostly boils down to posting “me in the pussy if i’m being honest”

love... the horniest thing i can think of

and creampies of course

love… the horniest thing i can think of

oral sex is so cute in concept… ptuh! ptooey! adorable

im gonna start throwing bricks back

my advice for anyone just starting out with sex is. you gotta slide the penis in away from you to prevent splatter

begone with thy pussy. i cast vulvanish

giving birth all by yourself handsome?

can i make one genuinely horny post without feeling so self-conscious i have to write it in joke format. ok here

pastel pink sanrio blogs interacting with my nsfw… what have your plushies seen

porn as visual stimulation is so funny like ah hell i forgot how it looks when the thing goes into the thing again. glad i have these handy reminders on the pornhub

goth babes must think im rome the way theyre causing my sack

burdened by forbidden madness-inducing ancient knowledge ie. "dicks can queef too" etc etc

proof since your asses wanna be skeptical. turn the sound on

burdened by forbidden madness-inducing ancient knowledge ie. “dicks can queef too” etc etc

someone tags your nudes with “#art insp” so you check their profile tingly with flatter juice and it’s some body horror blog

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

we must keep pushing the boundaries of human reproduction. for instance i'm envisioning some type of pussy trebuchet

George and Charlotte Blonsky applying for a US patent in 1965

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

Hold on I have to look something up

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

OK MAN

can never thank homo ergaster enough for inventing boobs 1.7 million years ago... truly the fattest brain move in the history of evolution

thank you titty apes. thank you so fucking much oh my god

can never thank homo ergaster enough for inventing boobs 1.7 million years ago… truly the fattest brain move in the history of evolution

“how come?” well i jork it

“panken i would love to help relieve your basest sexual urges” yeah okay. over my sloshing sack

we must keep pushing the boundaries of human reproduction. for instance i’m envisioning some type of pussy trebuchet

i don’t believe in marriage pacts but if i’m still single by the time i’m 35 i’m giving a random follower my lovense password

it’s my birthday i need to post something good uhhh

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

art animal crossing isabelle

if i’m unable to meaningfully connect with other human beings then all i can do is try to use my abilities to their fullest extent and try to do as much good as i can on earth. & have lots of fun and eat lots of nice things and make myself cum as much as possible

snail gf to give you a slowjob…

she had her cock done up entirely, with all the new trimmings, including some not found in the catalog. wrinkles and flaps whittled, meatus made round and taut, tip refitted with glossy finish in Chanel pink, corpus spongiosum juiced all the way out; veins recurved to overlap in that dainty little pattern Cosmo won’t fucking shut up about. shaft corbelled, with additional reach for sure, resting angle adjusted in a style that wants itself imposing. internal carpentry completely revamped. cumshot action pump installed, 5 designer flavors and you know she went for the quadblast option. balls refurbished, with extra pair in the rear and the wee fluffy custom ones on top. i think the sack is Vuitton. got her bush permalasered into this little welcome mat - an affront to good taste if i’m honest. youtube reviewers were quick to call it a McPenis

it’s getting late and the frontier between goofy shitpost and full-frontal vulnerably sincere horny confession wanes ever thinner

🤔 kinda effeminate-looking pussy… tbh

fucked thing about art is your characters get zero privacy. i could imagine some hot rabbit babe and then draw her on the toilet and she’d have no idea. she can’t do squat about it. she’s taking a tinkle and my pen tablet is blasting that to thousands of eyeballs. deeply fucked up. walls mean nothing to me

i’m so starved for eroticism even regular porn is starting to look good

so. lego animal crossing, huh

art animal crossing isabelle

my fucking Android phone keeps making these memory reels out of my old media with shitty automated captions and abysmal content detection i swipe thru them and it’s “What’s cooking?” overlaid on grainy cumshot vids set to sassy jazz music. “Remember this moment?” yeah january 17th 2019 i was in a rope-off with the boys

jigglyjiggyjizzers

jigglyjiggyjizzers

Ayy I’m back baby B)

hey heeey looky who finally found all their account login info again ~

A halloweenie ko fi thanks to @pankenlewd

If’n you’d like to help me out and get your own cool requests in

this is a tier-5 panken dick alert

art received gift art furry

that urethra just keeps going huh… insatiable…

(sexdrunk, hazy-eyed, huffing, groaning, on the verge of climaxing) Today’s creampie is brought to you by Hello Fresh

what if i forced myself to complete a working prototype of that adult furry game i was making years ago. if anything it’d have me draw a bunch of little pictures quickly which is always good practice… (i am not reusing any of the art i did back then it is very old and very embarrassing)

@ anons coming on to me oooo you want to read my pinned so bad

quebecois furries love eating a moose bush

this is a 10k notes post you just don’t know it yet

menstruation as a hobby

I just want to get my gurtblaster clamsqueezed again =/

oh i need to be fucked completely apart

making out w/ tongue is the steamiest thing i can conceive of at the moment

cyclops gf squinting all over you

feeling so soft and warm i need to lay next to someone and maybe hold hands. i could slowly fall asleep like that

i think it’s hot when art is drawn with like, a tenth of an inch of pussy peeking behind limbs or through clothing. a millimeter of crotch. microdosing nudity. the lacroix of porn

don’t even hit me with that higher cognition shit i’m only on this planet to fuck nasty and eat nastier

hey puppies

what if the guy shows up with a fat cock but the actual hitbox is tiny

rub your bits while i rub mine… parallel play

bunny person of some persuasion

delusion is the only way out now. least fucked yet most fuckable

firefly gf giving u a glowjob

im taking a year away from work to juerk off

“if sex is so good why isn’t there a sex 2” im about to blow your freaking mind

thought about girls in panties again it’s so fucking over for me

really funny when people assume i’ve never had sex. that couldn’t be further from the truth. i have always had sex. and i always will

running out of words to express my love for holes. uhhhh pussy practicable. pussy indubitable? pussy strange and questionable

o shit!!!!! they brought back the McClussy

i need to make so mauch sex it turn my dick into beefd jerky

it’s okay to be grossed out by things without having to contrive your disgust into some objective moral judgment. like for instance i don’t feel the need to find some grand justification behind the fact that i find the concept of facials viscerally revolting. all that nut should’ve been deep in some warm hole instead of exposed to open air like that. a despicable waste. but see that’s just me tho

oops! fake kuromi fan

(2021)

being attracted to art folks is getting so embarrassing… i would do terribly unwell things for someone with the right artstyle

i’m so basic dude guy for this but pussy is sincerely so mesmerizing

i can keep drawing these guys actually. even when my heart isn’t always into it at least my cock n balls can be

art furry friend's house

i post some nonsense about boob sweat thirst or whatever. my followers start clapping so hard the shockwave rips the flesh right off my skeleton

little wet spot…………… (2021)

2021

need to find a new name for myself that reflects the rich kaleidoscope of who i am as a person. im thinking Mister Sex

bottoms up (2021)

kitty cat from 2021

gonna repost a few more twitter-only things from uhhhh 2021 over the next few days if u don’t mind

those aliens are unfuckable, btw.

thighs brewzd From dick swangin 2hard….gahdamn!!!! 💯

penis systemic penis societal… penis a slave to capital

i’m tired of trying to find a healthy relationship also. if you’re looking to have something underwhelming and questionable with a clearly unwell pervert killjoy with wet cat tendencies call me up

i’m done with self-care for a while i just want to rot in my room and play the same 3 games on repeat and make myself cum a whole bunch

consent is sexy. recycling is horny. adopt don’t shop & get ur clit sucked. one time i looked both ways before crossing the street and camed my pants

my cum’s been turning white from all the stress

just so we’re clear while i may not reply to everything, some of the things you folks send me are very sweet and they cheer me up and i cherish them a lot. ok thank u

and who, praythee, fucks the cum guy for cum

i don’t have time to care about the economy right now i need to use someone like a tissue.

enraptured by thoughts of pussy!!! i’m forgetting to eat

“i’m posting rent-lowering furry porn ;)” quit being a coward and start pissing in the stairwell

isabelle gets masc with it

femboy but he’s got a pussy

(2021, gouache on canvas) (i’m fucking with u it’s Paint Tool SAI 2)

you wouldn’t catch me dead playing some manipulative weebass gacha game what is wrong with all you strange motherfuckers [sees genshin impact screenshot with pantsless furry sluts] nvm im cured now. im mihoyo’s fat little paypig now

you guys are really so nice to me… i guess you didn’t know me back when i was going through The Horrors

“umm isn’t this kinda fetishy” yes?… my good bitch is this your first time eating at Medieval Times

some feminist blog could post “9 clowns with unwashed assholes” while venting about the supreme court and a week and 7,433 notes later it’s 🤡 pagliacci-creampie reblogged this from 🤡 honkfluid

need her mixture on my knobe

omnigender pussy was overwhelming & discombobulating 🥶🥵

whatever this creature is. some kind of animal. with boobies

call her mountain king the way i’m in her hall?…

the follow button is an erogenous zone btw

the duolingo of SEX

i hope my posts are making you PREGNANT

2021! idk why i didn’t have these on here yet

art isabelle animal crossing

pet fuzzy belly……. (2021)

doggy gals 2021

uhhh 2021. i think

don’t push it

nobody’s posting hole i hate this website

reposting just this page from 2021 on its own bc it bangs i think. is this too spicy for tumblr i forget. bro it’s just some fully-clothed offscreen shlcking it’s fine

2020! i still like the colors!

from 2020

also:

art isabelle animal crossing

gift art for faebewtie on twitter ! 🍑

he got that liminal hole? i’m hitting his backrooms?

if i owned tumblr i would simply not give a shit about iOS and apple's anti-porn rules

tumblr lost 99.8% of its value after the nsfw ban don't tell me catering to some appstore was worth it. let the cum flow goddammit

“if i owned tumblr” a few more stunts like that and i’ll just buy it out with the spare change under my couch pillows

if i owned tumblr i would simply not give a shit about iOS and apple's anti-porn rules

tumblr lost 99.8% of its value after the nsfw ban don’t tell me catering to some appstore was worth it. let the cum flow goddammit

if i owned tumblr i would simply not give a shit about iOS and apple’s anti-porn rules

i no longer want to scare the hoes i wish to be a reassuring presence to the hoes

this is my OC her name is isabelle animalcrossing i hope you like her

ooo stretch

art animal crossing isabelle

this is my OC her name is isabelle animalcrossing i hope you like her

art animal crossing isabelle

full-body integral sex not a square inch spared

i dive in her cervix

what if i made a ramble alt for down bad posts and single bitching is that a thing here. containment blog

i want to make bread again… the squishy boob-like call of raw dough

i need to draw more challenging smut ie. upskirt of a character wearing pants

yeah okay

i need to draw more challenging smut ie. upskirt of a character wearing pants

the type of genderfluid where they get off to both getting called kitty and puppy

twitter is dead to me so i'm gonna have to redirect all my posting to this site sorry in advance

just once in my life i want to rail someone to the wallace & gromit theme

twitter is dead to me so i’m gonna have to redirect all my posting to this site sorry in advance

seasoning me wih her pussy sauce

zoobe

she’s got one of those problem pussies

i’m not ready for sex but ig we could squirt at each other?

due to technical limitations i can only cum inside 8 times before the first nut starts despawning

that quickie sucked❗️delete ur pussy

to be loved is to be changed [picture of extremely creampied pussy]

[starting to get scared] damn babe how fractal that pussy

if the ai singularity obliterates human civilization before i’ve had a chance to slap someone’s ass so hard they piss themselves a little bit i’m going to be quite miffed

hmm. someone should tell her

vocal cords? u mean the thrussy cervix?

folks are still reblogging the awful nsfw art from 2018 i used to post on @pankendev back when that was still my 18+ and it’s bad it’s really bad

for every one of your smartass “that can’t be legal” comments i will fuck 10 more ants

wish i was saucing someone’s pelvis rn

(seducing a girl) plus thanks to my flared base you won’t risk losing me in there

i’m normal i swear [lying]

every anonymous confession i've ever received on this website has taken 5 months off my lifespan why do you people insist on doing this to my single ass what do i even do with these

i’m sorry this was rude. please keep putting nice little things in my inbox it makes me feel mushy and soft and warm sorta

every anonymous confession i’ve ever received on this website has taken 5 months off my lifespan why do you people insist on doing this to my single ass what do i even do with these

love the tags wondering why she’s drawn sexy buddy you don’t know half the things i’ve drawn that dog doin

art isabelle animal crossing

cum and the world cums with you. piss and you piss alone

surprise

aftermath

art furry friend's house

hnnghfhgghfgghhhh

got my little straw ready. bout to treat his bladder like a capri-sun

2021

art legend of zelda

this is from 2019

art legend of zelda

wld like to make a girl go eepers or prhaps uwah

surprise

art furry friend's house

my great soft jelly thing… my pulsing white hole

guys? the spray-on instant pussy isn’t coming off? guys?

I NEED MY ART GROOVE BACK OR I’LL NEVER DRAW THE COMICS I PLANNED WHERE THESE TWO GET IT ON RHAAAAHHRGHHHGHHHHH

i don’t like when people are wrong about words. “blorbo” is when ur boob or ball blops out of your underwear. “scrunkly” refers to the texture of a cumsock

ʜᴏʀɴʏ ᴅɪꜱᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ. ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅʙʏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ [robotic noises] ꜱᴄʀᴏᴛᴇ: ᴄʜᴀʀɢɪɴɢ

thank you for liking my posts. it’s really cute and sexy of you

my shmeat pics are only for those less fortunate. gaze away ye of privilege

pussy responsive pussy interactive pussy got a rumble pak and haptic feedback

alright. femboy panken

happy easter!

i don’t really draw guys or girls they’re all just creatures to me

rabit

i love when you’re searching something on google and it stops auto-completing your query as soon as it realizes you’re typing something filthy website really goes “nay i shan’t”

“inchresting” yeah i’ll show you an inch resting

when edd said “horny people have no rights” i felt that

gamdalf big naturals stimboard

cute dog cute shirt

art isabelle animal crossing

if we all started unbirthing each other right now we could have this entire stupid mess wrapped up by spring

PEOPLE ARE HAVING HETEROSEXUAL SEX ON MY DASH

the cat did what to that handbag

i love that audible cumming is a thing i love when i can hear the curds of cum squeaking their way up my pisshole

when a tumblr employee reviews my raunchy art and deems it not fit for this website despite the FLAWLESS vibes and takes it down i hope they feel bad about it. i hope they cry a little bit

my horrid little cumbrain got me vulnerable and suggestible

i don’t want to be fucked in the head anymore i want to be fucked in the dick

my coacke in its flop era but that’s ok its sposed to do that

hey fucker. piss yourself

with your dick in the air and your balls on the ground. try this trick and spin it, yeah

puffy mounds are so cute… das for shock absorption… pussy crumple zone

good evening women

okay that’s as much rizz as i’ve got good night

good evening women

dotty bunny dress too tiny

(quick tumblr-friendly edit where she’s not sopping wet down there!)

art animal crossing dotty

thinking

i’m not horny enough to fuck this whole pussy bro i’ll fuck half and save the rest for later

i haven’t even played animal crossing in like over 2 years at this point

art isabelle animal crossing

isabelle pwiggytails

art isabelle animal crossing

obsessed with this bit right here

it doesn't matter how much everyone agrees on some piece of media being irredeemable garbage, as long as it reaches a certain attention threshold it's only a matter of time before someone gaslights themselves into feeling genuine attraction for the characters and starts drawing porn of it in full heartfelt sincerity

this is about YIIK btw

it doesn’t matter how much everyone agrees on some piece of media being irredeemable garbage, as long as it reaches a certain attention threshold it’s only a matter of time before someone gaslights themselves into feeling genuine attraction for the characters and starts drawing porn of it in full heartfelt sincerity

this is a very embarrassing post to make but i am in my early 30s so while it is okay for anyone 18+ to follow me please refrain from hitting on me if you’re in your teens 🙏 thank you so much

popping a pfizer booster before pounding the neighbor’s wife (she likes the shakes)

hey why the fuck were my asks off. that's fixed jesus christ okay

(voice of really cute person) oh i would have asked panken in marriage and happily live out the rest of our days together but alas i cannot find an inbox to confess my feelings. goodbye forever

hey why the fuck were my asks off. that’s fixed jesus christ okay

no i do not fuck. please don’t put in the newspaper that i fuck

pretty sure if someone wore the right panties their power over me would be indistinguishable from hypnosis

people on here really expect you to do all the work for them

pretty sure if someone wore the right panties their power over me would be indistinguishable from hypnosis

(2021)

just guys bein dudes

art furry animal crossing raymond sasha

Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs

ungh! stuffing my cocksleeve. with my cockarm. my little cockfingers wriggling out the other end

catgirls go to a gynekologist

i need this dynamic this is a cry for help

he sluttin it up for the community his dick is the pubic universal friend

i need to piss louder. i need to piss manlier. is there a thing like voice training for your dick

sometimes when i cant find a post and just thinking about it isnt enough i have to type it out myself just so i can look at it

i just need to see the text on the screen ok. im not addicted to posts

(*eating ass for the first time*) where’s the clit on this thing

horndog who has zero control over her orgasms

art furry horndogs

(2021)

wheeeee

art horndogs furry

leave no stone unturned leave no pants uncummed

(2021)

drawing furries in tiny panties call that lingerie menagerie

(2021)

link get it together

art legend of zelda

got nothing to wear

call his pussy pulchritudinous see where that gets you

egg fetishist coming in clutch

spent 365 days training my pelvic walls to let me suck things in thru my dickhole by clenching i can already sip half a can of coke zero like this

tryna fit a mentos mint next

spent 365 days training my pelvic walls to let me suck things in thru my dickhole by clenching i can already sip half a can of coke zero like this

art vibri vib ribbon

vibri time

art vibri vib ribbon

ooo big stretch

art isabelle animal crossing

“sweater puppies” is such a cute soft way to refer to boobies. are there any decent equivalents for cocks and pussies

the gynecologists in this town tryna have me exiled because of my antics & shenanigans

no fucking titties

nudeybranch!

some food-based horndogs from a little while back!

art furry horndogs

imagine

art furry horndogs

hey did i show you guys my horndogs. they’re an open species i made on a whim a few years back and i’m so glad i did because they’re very fun to draw

art furry horndogs

i don’t draw furry porn for money i do this pro boner

help them

one of those twitter memes

jus’ goin around bare-cunted. don’t worry about it

take a dip

art isabelle animal crossing furry

i’ll keep posting the less-porny content gradually but in the meantime you can see a good amount of my art over on e621 ! it’s not great but it’s something

why would payment providers frown upon something as pure and gentle as a rabbit girl stuffing her cunt silly? using her own god-given paws?

if i choose to make my tumblr inaccessible from the iphone app can i post horny art unhindered again. please it’s not like i respect ios users anyway

ooo this website is a little bit buggy

la la la

let’s go home isabelle

art isabelle animal crossing furry

2022

art isabelle animal crossing furry

ah goddammit

fine. okay. i’ll just repost the bazillion pinups i’ve drawn that just stand there and don’t do anything exciting like spread they puss or touch a pp

ah goddammit

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